Hon. Akwasi Acquah Reveals: MP’s Balls Squeezed In Parliament

The mature testicles of a prominent Member of Parliament were grabbed  without his consent and squeezed hard by another Member of Parliament during the recent chaos that broke out at the Appointments Committee, Hon. Alexander Akwasi Acquah, MP for Akim Oda in the Eastern Region has revealed.

Mr. Akwasi Acquah on Monday morning told Kwesi Parker Wilson, host of the Oyerepa Breakfast Time (OBT) that he was a witness to the testicles squeezing but the cameras could not capture that particular aspect of the drama.

The Akim Oda MP boldly mentioned the name of the MP who had his testicles squeezed in Parliament but this paper has not been able to independently verify the claim therefore would withhold the name of the said victim.

The said MP who allegedly suffered the pains of squeezed testicles  is a lawyer and has his constituency in the Volta Region. He loves to wear spectacles, has been consistent with his well trimmed haircut  and dresses smart. He is not a first term MP and belongs to the Majority Caucus.

“During the chaos, one of the MPs crawled on the floor and went under the table. We did not understand why. He then grabbed and squeezed the balls of (NAME WITHHELD) forcing him to scream. But the cameras didn’t capture that incident”,  Hon. Akwasi Acquah noted in an interview.

The Akim Oda MP noted that if the Speaker of Parliament truly wants to introduce the subject matter of suspension of MPs who took part in the chaos, then a lot more would be suspended.

Below is a transcript of the exact part of the interview where Hon. Akwesi Acquah spoke about the squeezing of balls.

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: If the Speaker  wants to bring in the issue of suspension, then he should have suspended a lot of people. For instance,  he should have suspended me.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: What did you do to deserve a suspension?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: If  the Speaker watches the video well, he would know what I did. I am not the one to tell him what  I did.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: You said you were taking tea during the chaos  and in the video, you were seen laughing or attempting to laugh.

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: well, you know I have media experience and even if I would do something, I would dodge the camera.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: So you dodged the camera to misbehave?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: You don’t understand. Someone bent down, a  Member of Parliament bent down during the chaos. If two men and fighting and one of them bends down, what do you think he is doing . He held someone’s something and the person was screaming.  Not many people saw what was happening. 

Kwesi Parker Wilson: Oh really?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Yes. When ( NAME OF VIVTIM MP) was screaming, no one understood what was going on. But the MP bent down to do what he did.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: And the MP who bent down held another MP’s testicles?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Yes. The camera did not capture it but the screaming from (NAME OF VICTIM MP) and the way he was shaking as if  he was under a spell was because someone has held his something.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: Did he tell you someone had grabbed his something?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Yes.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: Wow!

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: He said someone had held his something?

Kwesi Parker Wilson: He said someone had held his testicles?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Yes.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: Which MP did that?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Ah when chaos breaks up, things become difficult.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: Someone says I should ask you which MP did that?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: It was (NAME OF VICTIM MP) whose testicles were grabbed and squeezed but the MP who did the squeezing, I cannot mention his name here.

Kwesi Parker Wilson: So you mean to say the MPs balls were held?

Hon. Akwesi Acquah: Yes

Kwesi Parker Wilson: And the one who held the balls was pulling them?

Akwesi Acquah: Yes, he was pulling and squeezing the testicles. Then I saw (Name of  victim MP)  screaming. I saw when the other MP bent down and crawl under the table  I saw him but I did not know why he had bent down and what he was going to do under the table Maybe he felt that was his tactics

 

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