The 50 Best Things About Single Life

1. You don’t have to answer to anyone, ever.

2. You can have sex with whoever you want, whenever you want.

3. You get the whole bed to yourself.

4. No one is there to steal the blankets.

5. No one is there to call you out for doing stupid shit.

6. You never have to suck anyones dick, unless you want to (of course).

7. Your problems are just your problems.

8. No one will make you feel guilty about eating pizza at midnight, then again for breakfast.

9. Your vibrator can get the job done better than some men.

10. You can go out every night of the week if you want.

11. You never have to feel guilty about flirting.

12. Tinder.

13. Drunk make outs at the bar are totally acceptable.

14. Friends with benefits relationships are totally an option.

15. You don’t have to worry about impressing his family.

16. You don’t have to listen to snoring or deal with someone trying to touch you while you sleep.

17. You never wake up next to someone trying to get you to jerk him off.

18. You can always work on improving you.

19. No jealousy.

20. You can watch as many chick flicks as you want with no one to complain.

21. You also never have to watch sports unless you want to.

22. You don’t have to explain your relationship with your guy friends to anyone.

23. You have way more friends since you can devote your time to them.

24. And your friends don’t hate you for only using them when you’re fighting with your boyfriend because you’re single.

25. You are in complete control of your happiness.

26. You aren’t co-dependent on anyone.

27. No one will get mad at you if you end up not coming home for the night.

28. You save money only buying things for yourself.

29. You can eat an entire carton of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream and no one is there to judge you.

30. You don’t have to deal with someone always being around you.

31. You don’t have to clean up after anyone else.

32. No gross pubes on the toilet seat and facial hair all over the sink.

33. So much time to focus on your life goals.

34. You don’t have to worry about someone being mad at you.

35. Total freedom to buy plane tickets and travel all over the world.

36. You can always hangout with your friends.

37. There aren’t endless hours of watching him play video games.

38. You can binge watch Netflix with no interruptions.

39. No compromises.

40. You don’t have to worry about impressing someone.

41. The toilet seat will always be down.

42. You don’t have to shave if you don’t want.

43. You don’t have to worry about getting your heart-broken.

44. No one will fart in bed with you.

45. You can devote all your time into improving yourself.

46. You get to learn about who you are as a person.

47. You can wear the same clothes all weekend without showering and there’s no judgment.

48. You can delivery and not even leave your apartment the entire weekend.

49. You can be naked freely in your home alone.

50. You don’t have to be embarrassed by his drunk decisions.