Things Majority of People Still Don’t Know How To Do At 24

1 . How to keep my mouth shut when it’s incredibly necessary to do so.

2 . How to not freak out at least once a week about my future.

3 . How to scroll through Instagram and not be incredibly jealous of those people with their abs and beautiful boyfriends.

4 . How to cook something that isn’t pasta or microwavable burritos.

5 . How to like seafood.

6 . How to nurse a hangover.

7 . How to walk in heels and feel no pain for the majority of the night.

8 . How to not have my heart stop when someone texts me, ‘we need to talk’.

9 . How to not stalk my ex every few months or so. You know, just to make sure they are doing ok.

10 . How to tip someone without pulling out my phone calculator first.

11 . How to survive a day without at least two cups of coffee.

12 . How to enjoy exercise. (Someone please tell me your secret)

13 . How to touch the tip of my toes with my fingers without bending my knees.

14 . How to stop biting my nails.

15 . How to comprehend that Donald Trump is the PRESIDENT.

16 . How to not get pissed off when people walk super slowly directly in front of me.

17 . How to think of a life without my parents and my sister.

18 . How to picture my life without taking my anxiety medication.

19 . How to look at myself in the mirror and 100% be ok with my flaws.

20 . How to not feel like I’m dying if I don’t get 7 hours of sleep in a night.

21 . How to stand up for myself when people treat me terribly.

22 . How to drive through rain without having a mild panic attack because HYDROPLANING IS A THING.

23 . How to load the dishwasher like my dad wants me too.

24 . How to not beat myself up after I’ve made a mistake